the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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