Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Someone came in the potted fern
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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