So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
