after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're a waste of cheezeits
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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