Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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