does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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