I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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