Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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