i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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