She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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