i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He has the fingertips of a God
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