Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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