We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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