you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She said her name was "party"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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