How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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