Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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