i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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