In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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