Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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