At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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