Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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