Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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