dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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