he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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