just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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