I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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