This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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