Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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