idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
