the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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