I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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