do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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