just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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