I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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