Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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