yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
