I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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