oh god the rape fog is back!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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