Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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