I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.