he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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