i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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