my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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