I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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