she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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