He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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