I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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