i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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