stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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