Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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