My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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