In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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