We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.