He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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